Post by SunnyGirl on Mar 26, 2004 13:01:55 GMT -5
Some things you just can't explainA farmer was sitting in a bar getting drunk.
A man came in and asked the farmer,
"Hey, why are you sitting here, on this
beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied,
"Some things you just can't explain."
"So what happened that's so horrible?",
the man asked as he sat down next to
the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "Today, I was
sitting by my cow, milking her.
Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted
her left leg and kicked over the bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer
replied, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post
on her left.
Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her.
Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right
leg and kicked over the bucket."
The man laughed, "Again?"
The farmer nodded, and replied, "Some things
you just can't explain.
I took her right leg this time and tied it to the
post on the right. Well I sat back down and
began milking her again. Just as I got the
bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the
bucket with her tail. Some things you just
can't explain."
"So, what did you do?"
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore
rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail
to the rafter.
At that moment, my pants fell down and my
wife walked in...Some things you just can't explain."
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.