Post by caressa on Apr 27, 2005 20:02:41 GMT -5
One day at Little Johnny's kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."
An Irish boy, Sean, put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy, Hamish, put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy, Little Johnny, raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Little Johnny, come up here and I'll give you the $2."
As the teacher was giving Little Johnny his money, she said, "You know Little Johnny, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Little Johnny replied, "Yeah. In my heart I know it is Moses, but business is business."
An Irish boy, Sean, put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy, Hamish, put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Finally, a Jewish boy, Little Johnny, raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Little Johnny, come up here and I'll give you the $2."
As the teacher was giving Little Johnny his money, she said, "You know Little Johnny, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Little Johnny replied, "Yeah. In my heart I know it is Moses, but business is business."
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.