Post by caressa on Jan 11, 2006 2:13:05 GMT -5
Subject: THE YEAR IN REVIEW - FOR BLONDES
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!!
May - Tried to make Kook-Aid....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.