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Post by caressa on Dec 14, 2006 17:05:01 GMT -5
The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic. Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians! " The throng surged across Broadway -- all except the blonde, who stayed on the corner.
When the walkers were safely on the other side of the street, the cop moved the cross-traffic through the intersection. Half a minute later, he stopped the cars on Broadway and sent the 72nd Street traffic into motion. Again, he got around to the blonde's corner, where by this time she had again been joined by a crowd of people. Tweeeeeeeet! "Okay, pedestrians! " The crowd crossed the street, but again the blonde stayed put.
She looked at her watch and tapped her foot but never budged from the sidewalk. Finally, after the cop yelled "Okay, pedestrians! " for the third time. The blonde shouted across traffic, "Yo! Officer! Isn't it about time you let the Catholics cross?"
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Post by caressa on Sept 13, 2007 17:41:02 GMT -5
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.
Paddy: "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder."
The blonde took a spanner from her handbag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement from the base to the top whilst it was on the ground and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.
Mick: "Ain't that just like a blonde?
We need the height and she gives us the length.
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Post by caressa222 on Sept 25, 2020 21:27:20 GMT -5
Did you ever have a blonde moment? If so let it go and pray it doesn't happen again. I should start listing my gray haired senior moments
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