Post by caressa on May 31, 2009 2:47:00 GMT -5
GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV. THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED
TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON
THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND
THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE
TV AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID: 'YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT... THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD.
TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON
THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND
THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP.
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE
TV AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH.
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID: 'YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT... THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD.
. I will be back looking for Lin and others.